just killed 6 dragons in a row on skyrim
hell to the yeah I’m feeling the dragonborn ok
and now for sleep
dragon dreaming 2k13
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
- Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
- When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
- If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
- Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
- Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
- Do not harm little children.
- Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
- When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
satan does not approve of the harming of little kids
satan disproves of rape
satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated
Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually
Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity
If he does not stop, destroy him
I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules
This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’
Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.
uh yeah there was a small bowl made up for another reason and it tasted good so why the hell not
well actually it was more like
‘slather it on your face and messily attempt to remove with your tongue’ kinda thing but yeah
The most taboo/strangest sexual act you've been involved in?
Gosh, that’s a hard question. Hmm.
There was this one time with plastic ice cubes……….
or that time with fake corn syrup blood. tasty.
someone ask me awkward and/or embarrasing questions or something
or just general questions really